a funny joke

Karen and I just played a mean and dirty trick on Kim :)I mean really, she deserves it. I was pissed at the bag of dog shit that was in the dog park and Karen told me that Kim left it there hoping for someone else to throw it away. What a wuss!!! I took the bag of shit and put it on her doorknob of her apartment building. Kim wont know who did it, but I will bet you 2 to 1 that Karen will get blamed. Kim is a backstabbing, lying bitch and deserves to be treated like crap. It is a childish prank, but where Kim is concerned, I dont care. She lead me and my sis to believe that she was our friend ever since we moved here, but in reality, she couldnt stand us. She was calling us names behind our backs and acting all nice to our faces. That makes her a hypocrite and a coward and I cant stand people like that. Fuck Kim!!! This will be the best joke we ever played on her, and I got a few more tricks up my sleeve. I wont tell anyone that I did it. I'm gonna pretend that I had nothing to do with it or that I dont know about it. Lets just hope that nobody else snitches to the manager and gives me away. I got my revenge, and I can say that these Montana folks dont know a lot about revenge. They could learn a lot from us. HA HA!!!!!

Timmyfan wrote this Pt. 2

OK, maybe I didnt know that it just a ploy to get a cat person to shut up, but it sounded real to me and I took it seriously. I ended up accusing a best friend of attempting animal cruelty. I know TF wouldnt REALLY do something that bad. But you have to admit, those of us who know her are not really gonna believe that she was making it up. This reminds me of something that happened a long time ago, I just got done talking about it. It was in a pet forum, I cant remember which one, probably Pluba. There was a lady there that was always on the forum. I remember hearing stories about how she had this kitten once, a very cute one too. One time the cat got sick, but she never took it to the vet. She just let it get real sick and then it died. I got so pissed off at her that I called her a cat killer and a dumbass. I dont remember how she responded, but I think she called me every name in the book. I remember that I got into a big fight with her, but she deserved it. Kittens and puppies are like small children, there helpless when they are young. They rely on their owners to keep them out of trouble and take care of them. And if one of them gets sick, its the owners responsibility to treat them. I never just let them die. That is totally inhumane and stupid. I cant stand puppymills for the exact same reason. Cruelty is not cool, dont go there with me.